Why I shop at goodwill and why I buy new for the short stack.

It's on principle. I like my stuff worn. I like it comfortable. I cannot justify buying a pair of pants for $60 bucks when i am perfectly happy with a $5 dollar pair. If I can wear one, why pay $55 more just cause it's new? I have the money, but why?

It just doesn't make sense to walk out with one bag when I could walk out stocked up for winter for the same price. AND, it doesn’t bother me to wear someone else’s clothes. I stopped caring about the brand and price after high school. Now I care about the comfort and the matchability.

Matchability: Will match with everything else so I don’t have to worry about it.

What about JJ? She’s a freakin princess, you ass, and she wears the best!

Things that have been renamed since JJ came along

Sweeping...."Save the pile" Because JJ wants to sweep too and she just doesn't think that my pile is good enough and wants to rearrange it.

Napping..."Jump on Daddy's face" Self-explanatory.

Peeing..."Hurryuphurryuphurryup before she grabs the bowl!!!!!!" That one sucks in particular.

Waking up..."Daddy!!............Daddy!!...............DADDYDADDYDADDYDADDYDADDYDADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Diaper changing..."No!!!! Don’t put your hand in it!” Self explanatory.

Giving her food…” 75-25-0” 75% on the table, 25% on her face. 0% in her mouth.

Creative title for blog post one(It's a whole new world).

Hello world.

I don't know how to say this....so I am just going to come straight out with it.

I HAVE NEVER BLOGGED BEFORE!!!!!!!!

OK, OK, better. Now that I have that taken care of........ Hello. I am Menchos. I am the caregiver and biological half to JJ. She is the tornado of life that wuvs me. And this is our blog.

To be honest, this is a bit spontaneous, so I have no clue what to put in here on a regular basis. Rest assured, fashion and politics are safe from my opinion, for the most part. Except for cowboy shirts with pearl snaps and why I believe in Ross Perot. They will probably sneak in.